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I drank 5 milkshakes at once

<-- My friend shaiza.tumblr.com drew me this bear and I love it. I don't know how to theme and I am unmotivated to learn. cishet demisexual
Sep 2 '14
"Sometimes you end up never speaking to someone who meant the world to you again. And that’s okay. You cope and you survive. Don’t let your losses keep you back from new gains."
I wish someone had told me this when I was hurting, y.g. (via shakuzen)

(Source: imtiredofbeingsosad)

Sep 2 '14

weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

Sep 2 '14
  • me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
  • me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen
Sep 2 '14

fuckyeahlavernecox:

"If you have a problem with people living their lives and being authentically who they are, you really should go and do some soul-searching."

Sep 2 '14

(Source: agentwyoming)

Sep 2 '14
nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

(Source: notalwaysright.com)

Sep 2 '14

readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

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Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

Sep 2 '14

mirror:

Science fact! There is a species of kangaroo capable of jumping higher than the average house.
This is due in part to the kangaroo’s hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

Sep 2 '14
sumdac:

my potions are too strong for you

sumdac:

my potions are too strong for you

Sep 2 '14

My only regret in loving metal music is that I know Yoda wouldn’t approve of my immense passion being driven by anger, but that’s just something I’m going to have to live with.