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I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?
The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.
"I’m me-sexual!" you scream as you masturbate violently, tears streaming down your face.
SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND
dragons came back
killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde
and then if you needed money
you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel
and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
Help I tried to make them go back in but now they’re just shooting out faster
One of my close friends is a belly dancer
And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours
Like we could just be walking
I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET
Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!
The hips, they don’t lie…
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